Ned: What the blimp have you been doing, Ted!
Ted: Not...eating...paper or anything!
Ned: Just because I've been on you for the past 6 months for your paper addiction doesn't mean that I'm trying to bring attention to it all the time. What you HAVE been doing is PROCRASTINATING, TED!
Ted: Whadya mean?
Ned: The BLOG, Ted!
Ted: What blog?
Ned: This is what I'm talking about! You have been totally cut off from the outside world! You have totally forgotten to document our precious stories of precarious oddness.
Ted: I've never heard you talk so smart.
Ned: That's because I've had nothing to do but READ BOOKS. Do you know what happens when I read books?!
Ted: you grow tentacles?
Ned: Close...I get...smart! *dun dun dun*
Ted: Why this is terrible!! We must start the blog up again or the world might come to an end!
Person Who Looks Like Ted Enters
PWLLT: What's all this talk about?!
Ned: WHOAH!
PWLLT: What?
Ned: You....Don't look like Ted anymore!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD!
PWLLT: All i did was shave.
Ned: No...you're lying. I can still see the whiskers.
Rodrego enters
...
Rodrego exits
Ned: This is insanity!
Ted: Whoah! Dude chill. I'm trying to do something...ted leans in to look in mirror in bathroom
Ned: You can pop zits later, Ted! What we need to do now is restart this blog!
PWLLT: Agreed!
Ted: Yeah sure.
Rodrego: *chirp chirp* ...
Friday, August 26, 2011
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Up coming vid
Random guy!: Hey I'm here advertise a new vid on this site! see what happens when Ted tries to tell a story!(this video is still under revision do to the editor's mistakes and will be released by Friday the 13th August, 2010) also check YOUTUBE BABY! Ned and Ted go there first Video out in the Big-ish-y leagues....? For moe updates check all our sites! Weeeeeeeeee!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Rodrego buys a Toyota!
The origin of the "Runaway Toyota" story.
Vroom Vroom. Rodrego pulled up to Person Who Looks Like Ted's front yard.
Rodrego: Yo, P Dubya Dubble L Ted! Wanna take a joy ride? I got this new toyotay! Top safety car of the year!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Heck yes!
Person Who Looks Like Ted jumped into the passengers seat of the car. Rodrego started to drive when he saw a KFC.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: KFC? Their food sucks! Gimme the wheel! We're going to Chucke Cheese!
Person Who looks Like Ted took the wheel. He swerved back in forth until they came to a stop light and into a left hand turn lane.
Rodrego: We're going RIGHT! KFC is RIGHT!! And dont you stop the car on me!
Both of them hit the gas through the red light. Rodrego fought to go right while Person Who Looks like ted fought left.
As they ran through the light, they took both their feet off the gas petal but the car kept gaining speed. Soon they had no idea where they were going as they went offroad, through houses and family rooms. They saw twilight on TV at least twice already and the underrated show, Wonder Pets that they both marveled at as the car smashed through the other side of the wall.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Where are we now?
Rodrego: AHHH! Its George! We're in Texas! We're gunna die!
2 minutes later
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Ew what is that horrifying animal?
Rodrego: Holy _____! These things live in Alaska! How did we get here!
Soon they started hearing sirens behind them. The car pulled itself over. Rodrego was surprised. A police man came to the car window which was already broken open.
Policeman: You guys are under arrest for speeding through all 50 states!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: But how did we get to Hawaii?!
Policeman: Carefully... Now what are your names?
Right then and there Person Who Looks Like Ted came up with an ingeneous plan.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: I'm Ted
Rodrego caught on: I'm Ned
Policeman: Do you guys have last names?
Rodrego: Used to
Policeman: What are they?
Rodrego: Ned and Ted.
Policeman: Okay, we'll see you back in the east at your address.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Mysterious figure outside of door: Knock Knock!
Ned: Who's there
Mysterious figure outside of door: Im a policeman
Ned: Im a policeman who?
Im a policeman who: Stop playing these games. open the door your under arrest
Ned: What rest?
"Im a policeman who" knocked down the door and handcuffed both ned and ted
___________________________________________________________________________________
Epilogue
Person Who Looks Like Ted: So how did the car keep going and how did it parallel park itself?
Rodrego looked down at the gas petal:
Rodrego: Darn, I KNEW IT WAS YOU, JERRY!
Vroom Vroom. Rodrego pulled up to Person Who Looks Like Ted's front yard.
Rodrego: Yo, P Dubya Dubble L Ted! Wanna take a joy ride? I got this new toyotay! Top safety car of the year!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Heck yes!
Person Who Looks Like Ted jumped into the passengers seat of the car. Rodrego started to drive when he saw a KFC.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: KFC? Their food sucks! Gimme the wheel! We're going to Chucke Cheese!
Person Who looks Like Ted took the wheel. He swerved back in forth until they came to a stop light and into a left hand turn lane.
Rodrego: We're going RIGHT! KFC is RIGHT!! And dont you stop the car on me!
Both of them hit the gas through the red light. Rodrego fought to go right while Person Who Looks like ted fought left.
As they ran through the light, they took both their feet off the gas petal but the car kept gaining speed. Soon they had no idea where they were going as they went offroad, through houses and family rooms. They saw twilight on TV at least twice already and the underrated show, Wonder Pets that they both marveled at as the car smashed through the other side of the wall.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Where are we now?
Rodrego: AHHH! Its George! We're in Texas! We're gunna die!
2 minutes later
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Ew what is that horrifying animal?
Rodrego: Holy _____! These things live in Alaska! How did we get here!
Soon they started hearing sirens behind them. The car pulled itself over. Rodrego was surprised. A police man came to the car window which was already broken open.
Policeman: You guys are under arrest for speeding through all 50 states!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: But how did we get to Hawaii?!
Policeman: Carefully... Now what are your names?
Right then and there Person Who Looks Like Ted came up with an ingeneous plan.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: I'm Ted
Rodrego caught on: I'm Ned
Policeman: Do you guys have last names?
Rodrego: Used to
Policeman: What are they?
Rodrego: Ned and Ted.
Policeman: Okay, we'll see you back in the east at your address.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Mysterious figure outside of door: Knock Knock!
Ned: Who's there
Mysterious figure outside of door: Im a policeman
Ned: Im a policeman who?
Im a policeman who: Stop playing these games. open the door your under arrest
Ned: What rest?
"Im a policeman who" knocked down the door and handcuffed both ned and ted
___________________________________________________________________________________
Epilogue
Person Who Looks Like Ted: So how did the car keep going and how did it parallel park itself?
Rodrego looked down at the gas petal:
Rodrego: Darn, I KNEW IT WAS YOU, JERRY!
Followers
THANK YOU, ALL FOLLOWERS (rodrego)! To anyone else, please follow the blog. if anything doesnt make you laugh, send us a comment or notify us and we will make sure you are getting a decent ab workout! We don't care how many followers we have; we will KEEP ON BLOGGING! Thank you
Insincerely,
Ted
Insincerely,
Ted
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
ogaflagaflegafluga-ishganaganiganuga-ogaflagaflegafluga birdy
Ned:Look out its right behind you!
Ted:what's right behind me.
Ned:The ogaflagaflegafluga-ishganaganiganuga-ogaflagaflegafluga birdy!
Ted:what is that?
Ned:It's the evil bird that eats your brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(horor)
Person who looks like Ted: well Teds safe then!
Ted:WHAT? I am smarter than you.
Person who looks like Ted:Ted.
Ted:what?
Person who looks like Ted:I am you!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And by the way its right behind you.
Ted: What...Aughhhhhhh!
Ned: I told him!
Person who looks like Ted:Ned.
Ned:what?
Person who looks like Ted:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ted:what's right behind me.
Ned:The ogaflagaflegafluga-ishganaganiganuga-ogaflagaflegafluga birdy!
Ted:what is that?
Ned:It's the evil bird that eats your brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(horor)
Person who looks like Ted: well Teds safe then!
Ted:WHAT? I am smarter than you.
Person who looks like Ted:Ted.
Ted:what?
Person who looks like Ted:I am you!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And by the way its right behind you.
Ted: What...Aughhhhhhh!
Ned: I told him!
Person who looks like Ted:Ned.
Ned:what?
Person who looks like Ted:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
From Science Class!
Hi this is Ted and Rodrego reporting from science class. Here are some of our observations
The sub has two left feet
Reece came from outer space
I found out that Ted looks like a lead singer in Aerosmith.
That is it for today. Goodbye!
Rodrego and Ted @ 1:20 6/16/10!
The sub has two left feet
Reece came from outer space
I found out that Ted looks like a lead singer in Aerosmith.
That is it for today. Goodbye!
Rodrego and Ted @ 1:20 6/16/10!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Nature Trip
Before the Trip
Ned: I can't wait for the trip to Yellowpants National Park.
Ted: Well you can't bring any of your technological debacles
Ned: (in a whining voice) Awwww but its boring in the wilderness!
Ted: But you just said you couldn't wait.
Ned: Yeah, I was gunna try out my new shotgun
Ted: You know It's illegal to shoot any animals
Ned: Oh I was gunna try it out on you
Ted: I thought we were friends!
Ned: We are and thats why i chose you cause I know I could trust you...you aren't gunna tell me to shut up again are you?
Ted: Ned
Ned: What
Ted: Shut up
Ned: Darn
In the car to Yellowpants National Park
Ted: Ned, how about you let an experienced driver take the wheel. One with a license
Ned: C'mon Ted this can't be much different from Need for Speed. See I got spikes to take out those drivers who hog the road and a rocket launcher to get rid of those pesky road blocks.
Ted: Ned, that's great and all, but if you don't want to go to jail for the rest of your life, you might want to leave those at home.
Ned: You never let me have any fun!
Ted: Lets just start driving...
Ned: Ted
Ted: What
Ned: Shut up
(On there way to the national park, Ned had many sightings of the flackawacka slapa ding dong lemur who tried to invade the car and stole Ned's toupe)
Halfway there
Ted: since when did you have a toupe? You have a full head of hair!
Ned: Since I went dumpster diving for lunch yesterday.
Ted: Did you take a shower?
Ned: No I really like the smell of Chicken Parmasian.
Back to the Trip
Ned: Ted pull over! I gotta pee!
At Yellowpants National Park
Ned: Where's the bathroom? I gotta go!
Ted: That's why it's called Yellowpants...
After many hours of wandering through the park. Ned and Ted finally decided it was time to leave after figuring out that the color yellow attracts man eating bears the size of mazda's. As they left they got their own pair of yellow pants (tm).
The EnD
Ned: I can't wait for the trip to Yellowpants National Park.
Ted: Well you can't bring any of your technological debacles
Ned: (in a whining voice) Awwww but its boring in the wilderness!
Ted: But you just said you couldn't wait.
Ned: Yeah, I was gunna try out my new shotgun
Ted: You know It's illegal to shoot any animals
Ned: Oh I was gunna try it out on you
Ted: I thought we were friends!
Ned: We are and thats why i chose you cause I know I could trust you...you aren't gunna tell me to shut up again are you?
Ted: Ned
Ned: What
Ted: Shut up
Ned: Darn
In the car to Yellowpants National Park
Ted: Ned, how about you let an experienced driver take the wheel. One with a license
Ned: C'mon Ted this can't be much different from Need for Speed. See I got spikes to take out those drivers who hog the road and a rocket launcher to get rid of those pesky road blocks.
Ted: Ned, that's great and all, but if you don't want to go to jail for the rest of your life, you might want to leave those at home.
Ned: You never let me have any fun!
Ted: Lets just start driving...
Ned: Ted
Ted: What
Ned: Shut up
(On there way to the national park, Ned had many sightings of the flackawacka slapa ding dong lemur who tried to invade the car and stole Ned's toupe)
Halfway there
Ted: since when did you have a toupe? You have a full head of hair!
Ned: Since I went dumpster diving for lunch yesterday.
Ted: Did you take a shower?
Ned: No I really like the smell of Chicken Parmasian.
Back to the Trip
Ned: Ted pull over! I gotta pee!
At Yellowpants National Park
Ned: Where's the bathroom? I gotta go!
Ted: That's why it's called Yellowpants...
After many hours of wandering through the park. Ned and Ted finally decided it was time to leave after figuring out that the color yellow attracts man eating bears the size of mazda's. As they left they got their own pair of yellow pants (tm).
The EnD
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Random and Review
Ned: Hey there kiddies Ned here and i'm here to tell you about Random And Review. it's AWESOME! YOU GOTTA SEE IT! CHUCK NORRIS WOULD GIVE IT 20 OUT OF 10! GO TO WWW.RANDOMANDREVIEW.BLOGSPOT.COM! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO GO R.A.R!
IF TED WERE HERE HE'D TELL ME TO SHUT UP! WAHOOOOO
Ted: Ned.
Ned: WHAT?
Ted: shut up.
Ned: ok.....
www.randomandreview.blogspot.com
IF TED WERE HERE HE'D TELL ME TO SHUT UP! WAHOOOOO
Ted: Ned.
Ned: WHAT?
Ted: shut up.
Ned: ok.....
www.randomandreview.blogspot.com
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